Soft and fluffy, you're in my mouth, you make me bubble scream and shout
Oh my beans on toast
Plastic parrot, you're my friend, you eat my sugar cubes, you warp and bend
My beans, my beans
Golden ticket is in your hand, your pet lizard is in command
Oh my beans on toast
Funky chicken, a cup of tea (cup of tea) on your furry roof-top next to your chimney
My beans, my beans
Soft and fluffy, you're in my mouth, you make me bubble scream and shout
My beans Oh my beans on toast