"Mistress for Christmas" adalah lagu ikonik dari band hard rock Australia AC/DC. Pertama kali dirilis pada tahun 1990 sebagai bagian dari album "The Razors Edge," lagu ini dengan cepat menjadi lagu Natal yang kontroversial karena liriknya yang vulgar dan eksplisit. Meskipun demikian, lagu ini telah mendapatkan pengakuan luas karena riff gitarnya yang memikat, vokal Bon Scott yang kasar, dan pesan lirik yang berfokus pada fantasi seksual. Dengan tema-tema keserakahan, nafsu, dan escapism, "Mistress for Christmas" tetap menjadi lagu yang memprovokasi pemikiran dan menarik bagi penggemar rock hingga saat ini.
Mistress for Christmas Lyrics
AC/DC
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can roll em' in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time, with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
I like female form, in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress
For Christmas
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
He got it, and I want it
They got it, and I can't have it
But I want it, it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
Mistress for Christmas, you know what I'm talking about
Mistress for Christmas, they're gonna send me down, send me down
Mistress for Christmas, I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my snow stick
I wanna ride on your reindeer honey
And ring the bells
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can roll em' in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time, with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show
I like female form, in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress
For Christmas
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
He got it, and I want it
They got it, and I can't have it
But I want it, it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
Mistress for Christmas, you know what I'm talking about
Mistress for Christmas, they're gonna send me down, send me down
Mistress for Christmas, I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my snow stick
I wanna ride on your reindeer honey
And ring the bells
